Oh FUCK epilators are torture devices!!!
I got my legs waxed a couple of weeks ago by a newbie (lovely woman may I add) and I’m so used to waxing by now that I just chill and text or blog or something. So whenever she said “You’re so comfortable with this, maybe you should try epilating!”, me being me was all like “Sure, let’s give this a go!”
So I was prancing about Abbey, and popped into Boots and got one for like 20 quid, which was really cheap!
Got home, all excited, opened packaging and what-not, set it up and tried it on my left leg.
WTFSERIOUSLYOMFG WHO INVENTED THAT?! They obviously hated having nerve endings!!!
I think I blacked out at one point, literally thought my leg was being ripped open.
It was worse than getting my tattoo fuck sake, AWWWWHHHHH!
Never. Again.
I hate how life screws you over; you’re going great and everything is fantastic, so it decided to hand you a fucking grenade with a smile.
Fuck it.
| Simon: | You look lousy. |
| Jace: | Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good. |
| Simon: | No. I mean it, you don't look good. |
| Jace: | This from a guy who has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realise you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you with the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-- |
| Simon: | I'm not trying to insult you! |
“The brain, it seems, does not make much of a distinction between reading about an experience and encountering it in real life; in each case, the same neurological regions are stimulated. Keith Oatley, an emeritus professor of cognitive psychology at the University of Toronto (and a published novelist), has proposed that reading produces a vivid simulation of reality, one that “runs on minds of readers just as computer simulations run on computers.” Fiction — with its redolent details, imaginative metaphors and attentive descriptions of people and their actions — offers an especially rich replica. Indeed, in one respect novels go beyond simulating reality to give readers an experience unavailable off the page: the opportunity to enter fully into other people’s thoughts and feelings.”
(via burdge)
She always gets them exactly like in my head!
Amazing.
Finnick & Annie © Burdge-bug (a.k.a Burdge) :)
(Source: burdge)
Every story in this book actually happened. You should know more than anyone… because you’re in this book.
BEST EVER
(Source: moonlight-dream, via theronweasleygeneration)
#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly
#A MAN DID NOT MAKE THE BEST LIFE CHOICE
A MAN LOOKS AT HIS LIFE, A MAN LOOKS AT HIS CHOICES
LOVE THIS
(via -everdeen)
A conversation in psych class
| My teacher: | Who here isn't sexually attracted to Brad Pitt? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| My teacher: | What celebrity are you sexually attracted to then? |
| Me: | You wouldn't know him.... |
| My teacher: | You're blushing! Just tell me! |
| Me: | ....Tom Hiddleston |
| My teacher: | Yeah, I don't know him. |
| Random kid in the back of the class: | I HAVE AN ARMY!! |
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
| Man 1: | But I'm not Gay! |
| Man 2: | Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: | but I'm not! |
| Man 2: | IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | honestly? |
| Man 2: | THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: | SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: | yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: | ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: | well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: | oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: | and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: | EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* | |
| Man 2: | ...and you said you werent gay! |
Okay. Reasons that this scene is the best thing ever include but are by no means limited to:
- how well Maisie Williams is holding her own here, I mean here she is playing against this amazing veteran actor and she’s just bringing it
- the way this is like her fucked-up revenge fantasy of what she wishes her brother could do to the Lannisters
- but she’s already disillusioned enough to know it’s a fantasy
- because “anyone can be killed” is an implicit threat to Tywin but it’s also an acknowledgement of the fact that she or Robb or anyone else can bite it at any time
- (because apparently Arya has already read ASOIAF and knows how fucked they all are)
- and let’s talk about the fact that this kid just threatened Tywin Lannister
- TYWIN FUCKING LANNISTER
- whose own kids can barely look him in the face when they’re talking to him
- his kids who are grownups and have killed kings and won battles and run kingdoms are terrified of him
- and he looks at Arya and thinks “why aren’t my kids awesome like you”
- “you’re like five years old and you just threatened me, you little badass”
- (‘cause don’t think for a second that Tywin doesn’t get the subtext here)
- “why do my children have to be such cringing little asshats”
- (but of course Tywin is the one who made them into cringing little asshats.)
(Source: ladytalisa, via -everdeen)
Too much for a morning
Been up since 10 and in that space of time finished Veronica Roth’s book Insurgent, which left a BIG GIANT WHOLE OF PAIN somewhere in my body - what a cliffhanger!
After that I decided to catch up on my Glee that I’ve missed, and to my surprise it was two episodes! :O
OMG I CANNOT DEAL
Because it was the Props and Nationals episodes and it was so emotional, I was literally crying the whole time (though Perez Hilton’s appearance made me laugh - he’s so funnayy!). And the seniors will all leave in the next episode and I dunno what I’m going to doooo
So yeah, my morning was the most unproductive revision wise. And it’s going to be even MORE unproductive because the UCL prospectus arrived (AAHHHHHH!) so I’m going to go read it and then be sad about how I’m probably not smart enough to do Law or whatever it is I want to do at UCL, even though I would DIE to go to UCL.
Sorry, kind of excited just looking at it. :)
